February 2012
I'd rather lose an argument to you, than to lose...
adults: life was so much easier when i was in high school
teenagers: life was so much easier when i was a kid
children: life was so much easier when i was a fetus
fetus: life was so much easier when i was a zygote
zygote: life was so much easier when i was sperm
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
When I say I'm ugly.
I’m serious. At times, don’t get me wrong, I think I’m a bit decent looking. But overall, I think I’m so unattractive. I’m not fishing for compliments. They’re so many stunning girls, I can’t even compare. Whatever they do, whether it’s making silly faces, pooping, anything, they’re still pretty while doing it. Fuck. I wish I was more appealing. Honestly.
I always worry about being way too clingy, so I...
